Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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