never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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