He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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