my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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