I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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