in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
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