i don't want you to think of me as your TA
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
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So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
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PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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