im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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