I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Randomize
