Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
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Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
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If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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