sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
meet me or not, i'm out of control
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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