so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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