I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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