Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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