Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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