I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
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just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
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They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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