Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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