Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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