How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
