shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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