Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
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my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
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All you need to know is that isn't jizz
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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