woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
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Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
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Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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