if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
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You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
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Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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