I hate your face
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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