he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
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Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
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The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
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