i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
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