You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
I know her cup size but not her name....
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
