very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
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he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
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also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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