I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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