I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
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Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
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I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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