I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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