i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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