I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Randomize
