party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
they're like a gay fantastic four
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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