Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
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Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
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I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
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