i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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