Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize
