Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
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Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
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ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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