why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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