i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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