...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
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honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
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You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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