i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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