I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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