I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I believe in your delicious
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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