so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
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Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
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I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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