On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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