So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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