i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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