so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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