I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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