he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
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He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
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I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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