She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
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now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
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I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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