so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
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He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
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Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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